marfmellow:

my mom would yell at us and then ask

did I stutter?

and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter

and her response was 

THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE

fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

bitrude:

shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all 

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings